I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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