My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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