But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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