I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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