My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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