everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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