She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Two words: blizzard sex
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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