well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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