Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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