was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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