just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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