No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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