what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
