I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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