Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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