Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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