CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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