Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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