He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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