Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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