I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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