she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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