Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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