adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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