Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize