haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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