i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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