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in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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