I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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