i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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