we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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