oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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