does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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