Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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