You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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