So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
