So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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