Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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