So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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