Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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