I think I am morally bankrupt
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Randomize
