It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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