My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I don't deserve a penis
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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