ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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