I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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