why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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