So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
no more duck duck goose at the bar
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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