i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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