so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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