Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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