update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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