I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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