problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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