The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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